A while ago we had asked all of our followers on twitter to write a sentence that makes sense (for the most part) out of all B9 band names.

There were some funny ones, there were some strange ones, and there were some downright creepy ones.

So here they are in a big messy copy/paste.

Vote for your favorites either in the comments section or get at us on twitter.

www.twitter.com/bridge9

B9 bands in sentences

first entry...fail (trouble is a different band, very different from THE trouble)

onceinarowDid American Nightmare give up the ghost when they changed their name because of that legal trouble?

devinliner
  
@bridge9 I can Verse to you in many ways my Ambitions to Strike Anywhere on the Internal Affairs of this country.

AnthonyJohnMB
  
@bridge9 the dead swans panic before theyre opening ceremony. <3

ImGregThompson
  
@Bridge9 I have no ENERGY left because I had a PANIC about drinking H20

ccbayer
  
@Bridge9 It is my PROCLAMATION that I am the CHAMPION of the POLAR BEAR CLUB!

PlayerDan
  
@bridge9 i saw some Dead Swans floating in the H2o, it made me feel sad and was a bit of a Ruiner for my day.

deaksss
  
@Bridge9
AllyonHold
  
@Bridge9 You are the Ruiner of my life and I don't Have Heart anymore to Stand & Fight.

mikehawrys
  
@bridge9 the POLAR BEAR CLUB should be makeing SLAPSHOTs instead of jumping in the freezeing H2O

donaldG
  
@Bridge9 Going the distance to have heart in the face of this cruel hand.

brianxcole
  
@Bridge9 I would like to think that I Have Heart but I'm Miles Away from the Right Brigade.

AllyonHold
  
@Bridge9 Listening to B9 bands is like a Ceremony or a New Found Glory shall I say, after listening to all this crime in stereo.

denishalilovic
  
@Bridge9 "You'd better get inside, that storm looks dangerous. That lightning could Strike Anywhere."

ostercoaster
  
@Bridge9 On January 1st I joined the Polar Bear Club and spit a Verse at my sisters wedding Ceremony.

pleasedie
  
@Bridge9 think i care enough to panic about this swine flu outbreak?

ilivefaster
  
@Bridge9 This game came on with No Warning... why would you Think I Care about this, and do you expect us to Panic or something?

joselovespandas
  
@Bridge9 You Think I Care if you Have Heart and Ambitions to be the Champion?

NickTerrified
  
@Bridge9 I need some H20 to regain ENERGY because bridge 9 is MilesAway lol

denishalilovic
  
@Bridge9 I'm always low on ENERGY after all those SLAPSHOTS and I'm seriously starting to get SICK OF IT ALL.

MattEdShaw
  
@Bridge9 off to the Polar Bear Club and pick up my Dead Swans on my way asked them to Paint It Black for me

samanthamcnulty
  
i need some energy, give me a bottle of h2o before i go mental. @Bridge9

stefaniaaax
  
@Bridge9 I finished my Project X with my Energy and became a Champion.

bob_gnarly
  
@Bridge9 "I felt Betrayed, but I would Carry On and Have Heart. "

el_Jeffe83
  
@Bridge9 with No Warning the men working on Project X all went Mental

KillaCurr
  
@Bridge9 The Ceremony of being in a Polar Bear Club and jumping into some cold H2O gives me the Energy to Strike Anywhere!

Fabftw
  
@Bridge9 The defeater of the champion will get a huge ceremony :D

comeinalone
  
@Bridge9 Even though he went MENTAL with NO WARNING, we still regard him as a CHAMPION.

steviexblack
  
@Bridge9 you have to have heart and ambitions to join the polar bear club (or to be a champion)

xhotandfatx
  
@Bridge9 dead swans, have heart and strike anywhere are the best bands ever. :)

paaaaaaaal
  
@Bridge9 you gotta have heart and play like a champion to carry on.

xxfroggyx
  
@Bridge9 Miles Away I see a Champion ready to Stand And Fight.
about 16 hours ago from txt

seanmygrants
  
@Bridge9 Mental panic for the worse

OzzyBJJ
  
with so much ENERGY, and with NO WARNING a SHARK ATTACK had occured. @bridge9

Jose_Galvan
  
@Bridge9 Various Artists On the Rise Think I Care
about

KTLB
  
@Bridge9 on the pale horse he'll arrive, whatever the distance, and wield a cruel hand. (kept it all new england! CT & ME reppin')

head2wall
  
@Bridge9 I had Ambitions to be Sworn In but missed the Ceremony (I was lost in a game of Ten Yard Fight).

maddooo
  
@Bridge9 CARRY ON with this AMERICAN NIGHTMARE you MENTAL cunt

matttcorless
  
@Bridge9 Strike Anywhere with your Cruel Hand, do you Think I Care? haha

EDGEnick
  
@Bridge9 The trouble with panic is that its an american nightmare.

OnIndolence
  
@Bridge9 Carry on the anger regiment with a cruel hand?
about 16 hours ago fro

DereckBurns
  
@Bridge9 you'd be mistaken if you think I care about a verse that doesn't have heart.

OnIndolence
  
@bridge9 holding on to the distance is for the worse.
about 16

TerrellAtrophy
  
@Bridge9 The Polar Bear Club has a Ceremony where one gains a New Found Glory

TerrellAtrophy
  
@Bridge9 I have heart in my ambitions to ace the test, but I'll probably get an f-minus.

TerrellAtrophy
  
@Bridge9 The Champion drew First Blood with little to No Warning

yeshuadoom
  
@Bridge9 On a Blue Monday he performed a Ceremony for Sinners and Saints.

adamxdangelo
  
@Bridge9 Last week at my brothers award ceremony, I saw the cutest girl ever. With no warning, my friend yelled 'he's a champion, fuck him!'

billy_yo
  
@Bridge9 if you have heart you'll go get me some h2o like a champion

maaaattthompson
  
@Bridge9

seanzor
  
@Bridge9 You Think I Care about your Ambitions because your a Champion?

seanzor
  
@Bridge9 pt2: If you don't Have Heart, why should I give you a Ceremony for your New Found Glory?

XbrownCobainX
  
@Bridge9 If it's Death Before Dishonor, let me Have Heart and some H2O.

TreyEdge
  
@bridge9 After replenishing my body with plenty of H2O, I finally had enough Energy to Carry On.

torranceassvic
  
@Bridge9 You should HAVE HEART and be a CHAMPION to gain a CEREMONY. :D

nicxjustice
  
RT @Bridge9: use 3 b9band names in a sentence that makes sense! go!--This H20 has given me the NEW FOUND GLORY so i can attend the CEREMONY

kissthesharks
  
@Bridge9 death before dishonor Is the motto of people who have blue mondays and sing crime in stereo.

adamfoundglory
  
@Bridge9 For lunch, I joined the international superheros of hardcore for a delicious polar bear club sandwich and a tall class of H2O!

_comadre_
  
@Bridge9 the champion was sick of it all, so he decided to paint it black and give up the ghost..

genericinsight
  
@bridge9 in order to be a true Champion, you must Have Heart and never be a Defeater.

chrisjamesdavis
  
@Bridge9 I must Have Heart to go through the Ceremony join the Polar Bear Club and be careful to not sink like Dead Swans.

nosleeprecords
  
@Bridge9 THE TROUBLE is if you STRIKE ANYWHERE i will PANIC

SuperPangolin
  
@Bridge9 I felt Betrayed, the Polar Bear Club had their Ceremony without me.

JohnnyBFresh
  
RT @Bridge9 use 3 b9 band names in a sentence that makes sense! go! If You 'Think I Care' about your 'Ceremony', you're 'Mental'...

iampaultaylor
  
The International Super Heroes Of Hardcore had Ambitions to Paint It Black @bridge9

airbagged
  
@bridge9 there was no warning given as the sacrifical ceremony began, sending the masses into a panic.

getsick828
  
@Bridge9 I was gonna join the polar bear club, but my ex, the ruiner pissed me off so bad I just wanted to strike anywhere

getsick828
  
@Bridge9 you read that book, the sum of all fears? it would be a true american nightmare. the trouble is most people do not care.

youareconnected
  
@Bridge9 There were dead swans in the lake, so the local polar bear club couldn't go swimming, but they still had their annual ceremony.

donaldG
  
@Bridge9 you guys heard about the Polar Bear Club in coney island with Ambitions to swim in the freezing H20? http://bit.ly/4waNTv

DEATHREIGN
  
@Bridge9 i just got a death threat from the current boxing heavyweight champion. i went mental and left in panic


xTRUExRecords
  
@Bridge9 : If you're having a BLUE MONDAY, it's best to just BREATHE IN and follow your AMBITIONS.

trandy
  
@Bridge9—"I saw an Outbreak of Dead Swans Miles Away."

Studio_A
  
@Bridge9 One of my many Ambitions was to be the Champion bowler on that Blue Monday that we had the bridge 9 Xmas party, i succeeded.

howsyouredge
  
@Bridge9 I'm in a panic because the FAA said I can't carry on my own h2o ...

pillsandadvice
  
@Bridge9 Breathe In, and you will find the Energy to Stand and Fight against the Shark Attack.

CountMeOut
  
@Bridge9 you really need to have heart when you're in the polar bear club because of the H2O

CountMeOut
  
@Bridge9 don't go mental, there has been a severe outbreak of dead swans

CountMeOut
  
@bridge9 After the Shark Attack, Matt Pike developed Some KInd Of Hate for the Polar Bear Club @howsyouredge BAM! Did i

Walterk32123
  
@Bridge9 Have Heart and keep Holding On, for Miles Away, theres No Turning Back

@bridge9 The mental patient was reaching forward, with a cruel hand, as he read a verse from the book of mormon.

TheTriggulator
  
@Bridge9 The members of Have Heart performed the Ceremony where they drank the blood of Dead Swans to give them Energy. Four :)

TheTriggulator
  
@Bridge9 The Cops And Robbers battled the Wrecking Crew over who would Strike Terror and Panic Anywhere on the Blue Monday

jtancredix
  
@Bridge9 do you THINK I CARE about THE TROUBLE that comes with being a CHAMPION?

wearestillalive
  
@Bridge9 My DEAFETER will drink H2O but I still HAVE HEART

wearestillalive
  
@Bridge9 the ISHC and the POlAR BEAR CLUB have teamed up to stop oil leackage in Alaska that has been causing many DEAD SWANS

genericinsight
  
@bridge9 trying this again - In the event of an Outbreak, Breathe In and try not to Panic.

williamanthony
  
There was an OUTBREAK of PANIC as TERROR was ON THE RISE @bridge9

MetalPat
  
@Bridge9 There was no warning of a zombie outbreak, we were told to carry on our daily lives.