So it's been a month+ since I've last updated this blog, so I'm starting a new feature. This is the first episode in "Asshole Emails from or to friends of mine." It saves me the hassle of coming up with something dumb to write anyways.

This is to honor people who write emails like they're posting on a messageboards. It's also for people who think working for labels is all fun and games. Usually, it is, but emails like this make it even better because we are afforded a unique luxury of this being the way people conduct business or customer relations. Point is, there's an awesome exchange of FWD:FWD:FWD that flies around from time to time and they need to be shared.

The rules are as follows-no names are posted. No information about to or from whom the email is sent. Any band names will be blanked out. But most of the time, this isn't even related to bands, just being crazy assholes. To those who let me post this here, you're doing a wonderful service for society. To those who sent these, you'll probably never see this and if you do, just know that no one will know how much of an imbecile you actually are if you keep your mouth shut.

So without much further ado:

Episode 1-The Shrinking Tour Shirt

Explanation: This person bought a shirt on tour. Emails label that doesn't even print merch for said touring artist. This is the follow-up email to one sent prior.

From: A MARRIED COUPLE THAT SHARES AN EMAIL ADDRESS. HOW FUCKING CUTE. (ed. note)
Sent: April 2009
To: NOT Bridge Nine.
Subject: shrinking tour shirt

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fuck you and your shitty shrinking shirts - you never forwarded my
concerns regarding a shrinking concert shirt. Fuck You and yours. I hate
useless cunts.
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