I'll go ahead and introduce myself to everyone, break the ice.
I tour with bands all year selling t shirts to kids who don't know what size they wear. Lately I've been working for New Found Glory and H2O so naturally you can catch me at any of the upcoming H2O/Bane/Energy/Cruel Hand shows (Dates below!). Tell me how much you think I suck or have your girlfriend bake me cookies.

Just a few other tidbits:
Vegetarian and Straight Edge, born and raised in Miami, FL and I have the flattest feet you have ever seen. REAL TALK!

10/28/2008 Warren (Detroit), MI @ The Ritz
10/29/2008 Cleveland, OH @ Peabodys
10/30/2008 PIttsburgh, PA @ Strummers
10/31/2008 Boston, MA @ ICC (H2O IS PLAYING BOSTON-FUCK WHAT YA HEARD)
11/01/2008 Philadelphia, PA @ First Unitarian Church
11/02/2008 Baltimore, MD @ Ottobar
11/03/2008 Richmond, VA @ Canal Club
11/04/2008 Charleston, SC @ The Oasis
11/05/2008 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
11/06/2008 Tampa, FL @ Springs Theater
11/07/2008 Orlando, FL @ Island Oasis
11/08/2008 Jacksonville, FL @ Fuel Coffeehouse
11/10/2008 Dallas, TX @ The Door
11/11/2008 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
11/13/2008 Scottsdale, AZ @ Martini Ranch
11/14/2008 Los Angeles, CA @ Safari Sam's
11/15/2008 Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
11/16/2008 Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
11/18/08 CervantesDenver, Colorado
11/20/08 Triple Rock Minneapolis, Minnesota
11/21/08 Reggies Rock Club Chicago, Illinois
11/22/08 Xtreme-Wheels Buffalo, New York
11/23/08 Irving Plaza New York City, New York



This is actually going to be ridiculous.