...is the name of Ruiner's upcoming 14-song collection featuring the What Could Possibly Go Right EP (previously released in various forms on Grave Mistake and 1917 records), the band’s split 7” with Day Of The Dead (from Portugal) and the band’s original demos. With all of these songs being out of print for some time, Ruiner and Bridge Nine decided it was time to bring back the magic, via LP and CD which will be in record stores September 30th.

Ruiner has made a name for themselves in the hardcore scene with relentless touring worldwide and a DIY attitude that put these Baltimore upstarts on multiple national tours before releasing their proper debut album, last year’s Prepare To Be Let Down, which AbsolutePunk claims, "makes me view hardcore in a new way." The songs that comprise I Heard These Dudes Are Assholes have been remastered by Nick Zampiello at New Alliance (Converge, Have Heart, Hope Conspiracy) to give this phenomenal 14-song collection a sharper, louder, heavier sound and, for the first time, puts the songs all on one 12” LP vinyl and CD.

In support of I Heard These Dudes Are Assholes, Ruiner plans to spend the majority of their time on the road like always. Expect to see Ruiner touring Europe with Counting The Days starting August 22nd, following that up with an East Coast tour with FC5 in the fall that will take them to THE FEST in Gainesville in October. The band will be ending 2008 with their first tour ever to Australia this November.

European Tour Dates

Friday 22.08.2008 Belgium Ieper Ieperfest

Saturday 23.08.2008 Germany Hohenstein Voice Of Art Festival

Sunday 24.08.2008 TBA (GERMANY)

Monday 25.08.2008 TBA (HOLLAND)

Tuesday 26.08.2008 Switzerland Luzern Sedel

Wednesday 27.08.2008 France Toulouse Caravan Serail

Thursday 28.08.2008 Spain TBA ()

Friday 29.08.2008 Portugal Viana do Castelo Box Club

Saturday 30.08.2008 Portugal Albufeira Moonspell Bar

Sunday 31.08.2008 Portugal Linda-a-Velha Academia

Monday 01.09.2008 Spain TBA

Tuesday 02.09.2008 Spain TBA

Wednesday 03.09.2008 France Dijon Les Tanneries

Thursday 04.09.2008 Netherlands Eindhoven Kafee Aloys

Friday 05.09.2008 Germany Essen Cafe Nova

Saturday 06.09.2008 Belgium Olen Skatefest

Sunday 07.09.2008 Gemany Stuttgart Juha West

Monday 08.09.2008 Czech Republic Prag 0.0.7.

Tuesday 09.09.2008 Austria Wien Arena

Wednesday 10.09.2008 Germany München Sunny Red

Thursday 11.09.2008 Germany Hamburg Hafenklang

Friday 12.09.2008 Sweden Linköping Deadfest

Saturday 13.09.2008 Germany Bremen Spedition

Sunday 14.09.2008 UK Stoke on Trent The Glebe

Monday 15.09.2008 UK Barnsley The Arches

Tuesday 16.09.2008 UK London Underworld

Wednesday 17.09.2008 UK Newcastle Cooperage

Thursday 18.09.2008 UK Norwich Queen Charlotte

Friday 19.09.2008 Germany Giessen MUK

Saturday 20.09.2008 Germany Selb JUZ