In our office, we have a few skateboards. We also have a skateboard ramp which I don't normally use. When I spend hours in the office, I like to hop on the skateboard and ride around. Why?

1) I'm a fidgety bastard
2) Our office is a little full as we've had to hire a few new people recently so I don't like to bore them with the excitement of shipping BAX global vs. Daylight Shipping

NOW-Look at the picture above. There's a very important reason why no one has EVER been photographed skateboarding and talking on a blackberry at the same time. It doesn't look cool when he does it up above and I just wish someone would've given me the heads up before I wound up on the ground yelling "NOOOOO" two pitches lower than normal in super slow motion with "chariots of fire" playing in the background.